Customer Services is Still No. 1

by Jo Roberts | Sep 2, 2015

You are reading the words of a proud new holder of a motorcycle license!  I only mention the motorcycle license because it was my reason for not attending Paul's last D & D session.  I’ve been missing a lot of those as I work comic book conventions and other cons most weekends.  The last character I rolled up was a human sailor/thief who managed to detect traps quite well, but who couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.  I quickly learned that the dice were really entertained by my running up to bugbears and stabbing them with daggers rather than hitting them with my essentially useless longbow.  Basically the dice are trying to kill me.  I also have to resist the urge to scream “Alea iacta est” every time I roll the damn things.